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The candy bowls are out, the girls are wearing mini-dresses and you're about to party all weekend dressed as Charlie Sheen. Halloween is here, and it's probably the last big, sexy party before 'cuffing season' truly kicks off.

So how do you ensure that you hook up with the cute girl dressed as Morticia, whom you're pretty sure would look great as a Mrs. Here are my Top Three tips to help you to use the party atmosphere to get the girl you want, and keep her by your side throughout 'cuffing season.

You've seen the witches in LBD's, Marie Antoinettes in corsets and pretty much every girl you know looking extra sexy at a Halloween party. Halloween is liberating to women as it is the one day out of the year where they are allowed to dress slutty, without being labelled as sluts.

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#1 Wednesday, December 13, 2017 4:09:33 PM CAREY:
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#2 Saturday, December 23, 2017 7:06:39 AM BRIDGETTE:
I would have just asked the girl

#3 Friday, December 29, 2017 4:01:45 AM IRMA:
Thank you! Its really disheartening when non-heterosexual people speak about how they are told they have the wrong sexuality, and how horrible of a feeling it is, and then turn and do the same thing to us. Its crushing that we get hate from both sides. And though I don't experience it myself, I have friends who have told me its the same for transsexual people, getting hate from both sides.

#4 Sunday, December 31, 2017 5:04:32 PM SONIA:
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#5 Sunday, January 7, 2018 8:35:08 AM ELISE:
Being a Christian, I have to say that this episode jived with me the most out of all of them. Not to say that I don't enjoy learning everything I can from the videos, but it was just put it a format that I was familiar with and therefore could understand much better.

#6 Tuesday, January 9, 2018 1:46:38 PM VONDA:
Serious question. Is it sometimes insulting to ask a person's pronouns? I know a few people who only ask a person's pronouns when they look queer, and a lot of times they have weird thresholds for looking queer. For example, they'll ask tall, athletic women with short haircuts, but they won't ask a transwoman if they have no reason to suspect they're trans. I worry that we signal to people our suspicions about or preconceptions of their gender and orientation by even *asking about their pronouns.

#7 Friday, January 19, 2018 8:02:55 PM AURORA:
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